Text to Jim
  • Dylan: Jim Povolo.
  • Jim: I will slaughter you.
Text to Jim
  • Dylan: Just answer the question.
  • Jim: I already got ordained for you, clearly I am your best man, and would have killed anyone else who had dared to take the title from me.
  • Dylan: Had I known, I would have told you to kill someone for me.
  • Jim: That's for the bachelor night.
  • Dylan: It's not a bachelor party unless someone dies.
  • Jim: Just name your mark and it'll be done
Text to Jim
  • Dylan: Just answer the question.
  • Jim: I already got ordained for you, clearly I am your best man, and would have killed anyone else who had dared to take the title from me.
  • Dylan: Had I known, I would have told you to kill someone for me.
  • Jim: That's for the bachelor night.
Text to Jim
  • Dylan: Just answer the question.
  • Jim: I already got ordained for you, clearly I am your best man, and would have killed anyone else who had dared to take the title from me.
Text to Jim
  • Dylan: I just spelled my name wrong. Hey I'm gonna need you to be my best man, is that okay? Perfect.
  • Jim: Who the fuck are you?
  • Dylan: Dylan Saunders, part time motherfucking model.
  • Jim: Not much.
Text to Jim
  • Dylan: I just spelled my name wrong. Hey I'm gonna need you to be my best man, is that okay? Perfect.
  • Jim: Who the fuck are you?

ghostydiddlers:

//last question if the candy fits in an envelope is it weird to mail it

no

babylynbeatty:

giantjimpovolo:

babylynbeatty:

the animals have fur coats

i do not

do you see what im getting at

do i need to call peta?

your vegan senses must have been tingling 

yes they were